Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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