i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Panties = found
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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