Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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