You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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