Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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