The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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