But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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