Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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