Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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