You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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