Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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