Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She's the barista slut.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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