This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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