I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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