How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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