Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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