"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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