"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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