Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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