I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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