I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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