maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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