Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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