So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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