Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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