Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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I just want nice things and good sex
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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