I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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