is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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