You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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