do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
not ubering you a puppy
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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