READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
where are my eyebrows?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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