You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I FOUND THE LEGS
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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