It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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