i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Come see our sink grown plant.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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