Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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