I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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