Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
His nipple licking is glorious
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