Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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