I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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