He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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