She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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