your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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