Yo dont text me then not text me
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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