I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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