i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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