Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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