im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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