so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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