And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize