Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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